We need to elect a "STIG"
To proper rev the tits off the posts.

"...Oooh and he's coming up to Gambon, feathering the bullshit, foot now hard planted on the total bollocks to cross the LIE!"
(Gazelle Wasn't here on, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:28, Reply)

Oooohh That is going to be a tough choice!
How about Amorous Badger, he is after all the archivist of bullshit.
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:03, Reply)