Awwww, she's A-Maizey-ing
Lovely stuff
( mr.dogshit The worlds premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Cheers! She chewed my Galaxy 2 yesterday, but I decided to let her live.
These dogs have a few months of chewing, but eventually get over it. I've found that the last thing I touch before I leave the area gets chewed unless I put it out of reach.
( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:17, Reply)

That'll learn ya to do your fly up...

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:41, Reply)

Yes, I don't abuse my puppies like some people abuse their cats
Poor Barnabus.
( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Mon 21 May 2012, 18:45, Reply)

When I lived in China
I had a hooligan Spaniel, it ate my passport days before I was due to fly out on holiday
(Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Tue 22 May 2012, 6:57, Reply)