ffs...
"The police said there were wires poking out from under a towel, (Mr Pppppppppprice said:) but it was a cigarette lighter AC/DC converter and I didn't want anyone nicking it."
A dodgy looking builders van, with a bunch of wired electronics under a towel sat on the seat, and a FUCKING MANNEQUIN AS PASSANGER!
In less enlightned times (the 80s) that would have earned you a damn good shoeing in a backroom of a Met Police station for impersonating the IRA (and being a twat).
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The magic of chutney in a state of "not", Thu 28 Jun 2012, 14:24,
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I can't quite get my head around why Tim Pppppppppprice "elongated his name by deed poll to avoid cold-calling telephone salesmen."
Just join the TPS. Surely that's quicker, cheaper and easier so he'd be able to pick up the bill for his bashed in window.
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Pig Bodine., Thu 28 Jun 2012, 16:18,
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