I also have several coffees
before my first coffee.
( Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 22:57, Reply)

lol I like that bit
and the 'they'd make something look like something else...I'm not good with analogies.'
( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Fri 9 Nov 2012, 23:06, Reply)