I came up with a dead paedo joke in the pub last week.
It only really works aloud but I'm curious if any other b3tans have heard other people come up with it yet. Hover your mouse over the text for the punchline:

What do Thatcher and Savile have in common?
( Pig Bodine., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:21, Reply)

*Allegedly
There's still no concrete proof whatsoever that Thatcher did anything of the sort other than witness testimony of a load of greasy Yorkshiremen.

Sick of this miner-hysteria.
(jonofthesouth yes, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:27, Reply)

:D

( Pig Bodine., Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I've heard that
but thanks for the nofollow skills!
( Gruffi is getting too old for this shit, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:28, Reply)

Ghost of Savile approves of this joke

(BertnotErnie predicts the world will end on, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:41, Reply)