Perhaps the narrator has 'explainophilia', the 'love of explaining things'.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 11:45,
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That would explain it.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 12:00,
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