I'm going to commission a woman suit made out of Ann Widdecombe.
I'll look exactly like her except my cock and balls will be hanging out of her vagina.
( Hellzapoppin, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I like this

( Professor Kenny Martin Quality you can taste, or your money back, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:55, Reply)

And the rest of you will look like a deflated bouncy castle
Unless you're a fat cunt and you would fill her? I neither know nor care, but was just picturing it in my head...
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:02, Reply)

He could fill it up with jelly and offal

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I'm assuming she'll come pre-stuffed

( Hellzapoppin, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I thought she was a famous virgin?

( TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:13, Reply)

I'm fairly sure this has already been done

( DinivanX Too old for my own good, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)

I don't think there's enough lotion to put in the basket
for anne widdicombe.
( Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:27, Reply)

I'm sure with Anne as inspiration you could whip up a bit of your own

( TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 18:45, Reply)

I'm sure it wouldn't be the first time, happy memories yeah?
Edit: b3ta.com/questions/toptips/post1785676
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:15, Reply)

haha best laugh of the day :D

( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:35, Reply)