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Swedish woman charged with sex with skeleton*
Errmmm, o...k...
*May or may not be Skeltonator

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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:13,
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well that's an odd one
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HappyToast nevermind eh,, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:18,
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All I could think of was the line from that 90s song by Deadeye Dick: "She don't eat meat, but she sure likes the bone"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEDw9xgSmSc
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:20,
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Whole new meaning to a "boner"
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gardenclaw mac fuckes your gradeds balls!, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:20,
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Somebodies been taking her Evil Lyn cosplay seriously
www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=EOW0NoDy-uE
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:22,
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I think we've established that she doesn't let her meatloaf.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:29,
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that's not very Humerus
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:27,
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She spent more time sucking on the coccyx
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:29,
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"dem bones, dem bones, dem damp bones"
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:31,
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Was there supposed tibia pun in there?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:48,
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Shhhh!!!
people might get jealous!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:43,
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The photo makes it looks like she's whacking your head.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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Repeatedly.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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This is certainly how I've always pictured Skeltonator.
Though maybe with a butter knife than a sword. And a crumpet instead of a skull.
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:49,
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get me out of your wank bank!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:53,
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Mmmmmmmmm, crumpets....
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MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:05,
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talk about skeletons in the closet... o_0
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:54,
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And the fridge, and the bed, and rubbing between her large, heaving, bosoms... errrm, sorry.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 16:55,
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errm yeah,
i think you are thinking about that article a bit too much coxxy.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:02,
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Shush you!
coxxy please continue...
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:06,
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Not until Miss F apologizes...
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:25,
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OK ok boys,
i apologize for interrupting your skeletal fantasy there...
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:30,
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Thankyou...
Coxxy...
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:39,
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Anyway, where was I?
The shin bones connected to the... kneebone
The knee bone's connected to the ... thigh bone
The thigh bone's connected to the ... big bone
The big bone's connected to your.... jaw bone
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:59,
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did she assemble it herself from flatpack?
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cumquat may because you're mine, I walk the lino, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:09,
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So is the skeleton from one person or assembled from several people?*
Wonder if she knew them pre-skeleton sex toy status.
*may or may not have read article thoroughly enough through giggling and general wtf
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:29,
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Wow! Sounds like quite the fantasy you're entering in here!
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:32,
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You know me too well
Did no one else seriously not wonder if the skeleton came from multiple people or not? The article did say she has sold skulls before so it makes one wonder where she is getting all those body parts.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Wed 21 Nov 2012, 17:47,
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I'm not judging your life style
You can assemble your love toys any way you want!
But, seriously, it showed one assembled skeltonator. They likely found parts from many different ones.
On a side note, underneath Paris, there are miles and miles of skulls and bones in the Catacombes.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:01,
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So thats where Dawn has been hiding them!
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:13,
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And he'll charge you 50f for a tour. Bastard.
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:17,
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Hahaha! the jokes on him! you can't even spend francs any more.
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skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:26,
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pow! right in the kisser!
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BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 18:33,
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They were Jimmy Savile's bones
and it was his final wish.
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BertnotErnie, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 19:36,
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He wanted his remains put in the bottom of the ball pit
at Panda's Palace.
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Oysdgp, Wed 21 Nov 2012, 21:12,
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