I have Port
But not much. Someone keeps drinking it, and as it is only me in the house I suspect ghosts or regular burglars with good taste.

Edit: I suspect ghosts. They drank all my Vodka Saturday and gave me a headache. Bastards.
( TheSundaeLunch, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 15:27, Reply)

Nasty, who are you going to call?

( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

The Off Licience.
Then I'll have a think.
( TheSundaeLunch, Mon 26 Nov 2012, 17:16, Reply)