Looks like I've found my new kickstarter campaign....
I'll need £5k for catering though, space bees aren't nutritious and, like you say, seem constantly pissed off about something...
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:11, Reply)

"Space Bees"!?
*throws money at screen*
( Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:16, Reply)

"Computer monitor based cash transaction interface"!?
*Excitedly mails postal order*
( mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:52, Reply)

Shouldn't be a problem, ask Pissflaps. He is always up for sponsoring catering,
otherwise I know a guy with a dead cow you can have, it is slightly predigested but that just makes it tender, right?
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:17, Reply)

It'll need to be tender
for the long journey to the red planet.
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Dawn has soe very tender stuff in his basement.
It is kind of like human veal. Ask nicely and I'm sure he'd let you buy some.
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)

When you find out let me know, thanks.

(Tupperware Box Full of Angry Bumble Bees Bird to your Mother, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Gaz me your bank a/c details, sort code & PIN so I can wire the cash to you tonight please.

(pissflaps., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Told ya, pissy is good like that.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Done.
Also sent a photocopy of my passport, hope you don't mind?
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Oh go on then, you're in safe hands.

(pissflaps., Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:51, Reply)