Shouldn't be a problem, ask Pissflaps. He is always up for sponsoring catering,
otherwise I know a guy with a dead cow you can have, it is slightly predigested but that just makes it tender, right?
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:17, Reply)

It'll need to be tender
for the long journey to the red planet.
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 19:42, Reply)

Dawn has soe very tender stuff in his basement.
It is kind of like human veal. Ask nicely and I'm sure he'd let you buy some.
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 27 Nov 2012, 21:24, Reply)