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Best headline ever?

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Smurf-victim-tells-fear-series-bizarre-incidents/story-16311978-detail/story.html
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the right honorable gentleman aware of this?
gawker.com/5839596/gordon-ramsays-porn-dwarf-double-eaten-by-badger
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
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*slinks away, muttering*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
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*struts back, wagging finger*

b-b-but hang on, mine's actually genuine!
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:04, , Reply)
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'POLICE are hunting for a man "who looks like a smurf" responsible for a series of bizarre incidents around May Hill.

Several women have been approached by a man wearing a skintight blue all-in-one"morphsuit", who has then run off into woodland. His face was also painted blue.

In one incident, the man followed a lone woman, waving and performing star jumps, as she walked down from the top of May Hill.'
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:07, , Reply)
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Are you calling The Sunday Sport liars?
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:21, , Reply)
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liars is such a nasty word. I prefer to say 'variable fact distributors'.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Wed 28 Nov 2012, 16:48, , Reply)