As it says it the comments
'A Baboon brought me here'
(Sherbets Leaf, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Baboons must be using sat-navs now if that's the case.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:54, Reply)

no they've just taken my children hostage

( Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

*buys wristband, raises awareness*

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Or, of course....
...I was born in a maternity wing staffed by monkeys.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 9:58, Reply)