Quick, I need a joke about an electron microscope to impress a girl!!!
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:32, Share, Reply)
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:32, Share, Reply)
"perhaps we can find your clitoris with this electron microscope"
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35, Share, Reply)
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:35, Share, Reply)
Erm...
ok, how about "Oddly, the only thing you can't see with this is milk, because it's pasturised before you know it" ?
Best I can do under this pressure.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:39, Share, Reply)
ok, how about "Oddly, the only thing you can't see with this is milk, because it's pasturised before you know it" ?
Best I can do under this pressure.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:39, Share, Reply)
I should have warned you, I don't often manage to imress girls.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:44, Share, Reply)
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:44, Share, Reply)
I've gone with :-
Careful which way you point it, you might de-rez and end up in an electron light cycle.
This will not get me sex.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:51, Share, Reply)
Careful which way you point it, you might de-rez and end up in an electron light cycle.
This will not get me sex.
( , Thu 29 Nov 2012, 15:51, Share, Reply)