Seems kinda tame to me

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Your mum lost weight

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:03, Reply)

she has yet to give up the cigars though.

( miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:05, Reply)

I think it looks quite emancipated.

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:08, Reply)

She was always a free spirit.

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:09, Reply)

This is why you don't have sex with sewing machines

( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:09, Reply)

It's not why I don't have sex with sewing machines
I don't have sex with sewing machines because I hadn't thought of it before!

Back in a bit...
( LP, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 19:58, Reply)

*Please hold while LP is pinned down*

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:14, Reply)

well that was fun
I now have two new button holes
( LP, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:35, Reply)

Savile Mach 2
Now more terrifying than ever.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:01, Reply)

Something about that face has a familiar ring to it.

(Badger Catapult Cabaret, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Imagines it getting caught on absalutly everything
I'll just run fast past this hook here "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

Shudders.

"What are you going to do?"
"Improvise"
"Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh" x100000
( retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 21:20, Reply)