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This is a normal post imagine how many 'mega-bites' you could put on that thing.
:D

:D


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 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine a floppy penis being forced into your anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post genuine lols

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of my best nerdy chat up line.
'I may only have a three and a half inch floppy but I've got plenty of RAM'
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post or...
My penis is only 4 inches but a lot of women like it that THICK. Oh wait, that's not a computer related one.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might only be six inches long.........
but I've got 15 stone to smash it in with

(read that on a computer,once)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see all the Jam's have the same level of cock jokeage.
what do you mean *only* six inches? That's normal, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5 inches are in my gunt

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine's only 6 inches...
...from the floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're a dwarf?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep!
I'm only 12 and a half inches high...
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There there!
*Hugs*


*Gropes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I'll be okay...
*gets semi*

*licks forehead*
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait... this the preserve* of usernames that begin with "Jam"?
*yup. Couldn't resist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
we 'Jammin'





*gets coat*
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it's Jam jokes you're after...
What's the difference between marmalade and jam?

You can't marmalade your cock up a girls arse.

*grabs coat whilst sprinting out the door*
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
like a marshmallow into a keyhole
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or from the Profanisaurus...
...like playing snooker with piece of string.

My Aussie mate says "like trying to get an oyster into a parking meter".

As funny as they are, they all reverb with the same level of personal tragedy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just choked on my porridge and snotted out my nose you fucker!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:26, , Reply)