imagine how many 'mega-bites' you could put on that thing.
:D

:D


:|
(augsav <3, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:17, Reply)

Imagine a floppy penis being forced into your anus.

( Oysdgp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:24, Reply)

genuine lols

(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Reminds me of my best nerdy chat up line.
'I may only have a three and a half inch floppy but I've got plenty of RAM'
( JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:30, Reply)

or...
My penis is only 4 inches but a lot of women like it that THICK. Oh wait, that's not a computer related one.
( JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:33, Reply)

It might only be six inches long.........
but I've got 15 stone to smash it in with

(read that on a computer,once)
(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:41, Reply)

Nice to see all the Jam's have the same level of cock jokeage.
_{what do you mean *only* six inches? That's normal, right?}
( JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:46, Reply)

5 inches are in my gunt

(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:56, Reply)

Mine's only 6 inches...
...from the floor.
( JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:24, Reply)

You're a dwarf?

( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Yep!
I'm only 12 and a half inches high...
*cries*
( JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:59, Reply)

There there!
*Hugs*


*Gropes*
( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Thanks, I'll be okay...
*gets semi*

*licks forehead*
( JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Wait... this the preserve* of usernames that begin with "Jam"?
*yup. Couldn't resist.
( Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Yes
we 'Jammin'





*gets coat*
(jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

If it's Jam jokes you're after...
What's the difference between marmalade and jam?

You can't marmalade your cock up a girls arse.

*grabs coat whilst sprinting out the door*
( JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, Reply)

like a marshmallow into a keyhole
(Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:20, Reply)

Or from the Profanisaurus...
...like playing snooker with piece of string.

My Aussie mate says "like trying to get an oyster into a parking meter".

As funny as they are, they all reverb with the same level of personal tragedy.
( Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I just choked on my porridge and snotted out my nose you fucker!

( Gruffi rust wrangler, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)