Or from the Profanisaurus...
...like playing snooker with piece of string.
My Aussie mate says "like trying to get an oyster into a parking meter".
As funny as they are, they all reverb with the same level of personal tragedy.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:33,
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