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This is a link post Americans Mesmerize The Japanese


Can't quite wrap their heads around them.
 (Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's how I see americans.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post F*cking Americans?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's how everyone see America
isn't it?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this site gives a more accurate view of Americans
www.peopleofwalmart.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I keep meaning to ask that
Is this normal in wal mart in the USA?
Is it that bad?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I won't call it bad, just a bit badass...
media.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/4363.jpg
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 1:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post People of Walmart
is one of the best websites ever.
(and no i have never appeared there)
but no it is not a more accurate view of americans... sorry to say... it is only what the inside of a walmart looks like.

i personally thought of starting one similar for Golden Corrals... but i won't go into one ever again even just to snap photos for income potential.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 4:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whats a Golden Corrals?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 6:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'help yourself to happiness'
www.goldencorral.com/
trust me on this... the website is not an accurate representation of how completely shit of an experience it is.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 6:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone has to try it at least once
I think I lost three years off of my life, eating as much as I did there.
 (I helped save b3ta! maninahat Too many cocks spoil the brothel., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go on then, I'll stick up for Americans
seen as no one else is. I've lived here in the US (as a Brit) for nearly 10 years now and I feel I'm in a good position to put out some pros and cons:

Good Things About Americans and the US:

1)They're more polite.
2)They're WAY more friendly.
3)They take the concept of family to a whole new level.
4)Americans use 'Anxious' as the word 'eager' which is nicer.
5)They're not so fucking negative about EVERY FUCKING THING.

Good Things About British People and the UK:

1) Religion (or lack thereof)
2) Comedy (especially satire)
3) The lack of preservatives and sweeteners in common foodstuffs.
4) Pubs (they don't do 'em right over here)
5) History!
 (I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats a good list
but the cons seem to outweigh the pros.
I live in the US too, and I'd like to add two more things to the pros.

6)Beautiful and Diverse landscape.
7)Great Ambition., and sense of optimism.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 2:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Regarding your number 7 there...
...I suggest you see Doug Stanhope's bit about filling kids up with false hope in the States. It might not be fully accurate but it's funny nonetheless.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take issue with point 6
There is landscape EVERYWHERE (even there) and it is diverse, and just because a country is big, it will have diverse landscape.

If you require it is in one coutnry, then the US has and advantage, but if you don't mind getting off your arse... you can just go somewhere which isn't the Lake District within a few hours of flying - just like you would in America.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, I've now lived here for two weeks.
I just wish everyone would stop being so fucking happy all the fucking time.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 4:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D
sorry. i will try harder to be miserable.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 4:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post On holiday i do get fucked off with 'mercans over optimism and
all the wooping and hollering, everythig is "Awesome" or "Amazing" to them, a fucking cheese sandwhich can be "Awesome". No, a cheese sandwhich is a cheese sandiwhich, the Univer is awesome, the miricle of life is awesome, not your fucking cheese sandwhich you cunt!
 (I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 6:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post did you try the cheese sandwich?
i can say i have had some pretty amazing cheese sandwiches.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post *scowls*

(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post American additions
Pros:
Guns

Cons:
Guns
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 5 Dec 2012, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you missed the point.......
It was how the JAPANESE see Americans... Not the Brits

The Japanese are WAAAYYYY more polite than either Americans or Brits
yada yada yada

Except for Pearl Harbour of course
 (otl, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not always.
Bro and his wife taught English in Japan, speak good Japanese, and regularly had people asking to move seats in restaurants, on aircraft, on boats because they didn't want to sit near to the white people. Lots of unpleasant comments too.

Not that we're any better here, bunch of Nationaristic Lacists
 (I helped save b3ta! A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post People have to be polite when everyone is armed
And they've still got the worlds highest murder rate for a developed nation
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh? I went to UK once.
3) The lack of preservatives and sweeteners in common foodstuffs.

How come your food is rubbish a little bland and artificial then?

Sandwiches, I'm looking at you. Sickly sweet, certainly artificial "fruit" drinks.*

Edit: Mind, maybe USA takes it to whole new level, I didn't check.
Edit: *Twas Ribena!
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't been there
but are Americans as shouty as they seem on TV?
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post funny bit i recognized the guys voice
and played this for my daughter, as i thought it was from something i recognized... she gave me a rant about the link this came from that i cannot politely repeat at the moment.
but then i think what she was getting at. was this clip is taken totally out of context, watch the whole episode! and the other stuff they do is funny as shit... you should look at... (then something about how i miss the humour in everything) then she sent me to the wiki to search other stuff from the same studio and also series.. but i can't be bothered right now. so yeah. :)
i am not sure what just happened, but i think i should go to bed.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 4:40, , Reply)