Name something that couldn't be improved
by 'more penis'.
( Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Boris Jonson.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Ah, but he wouldn't be able to say such irritating bilge
if his mouth was constantly full.
( Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Spit roast the blonde pig.

( Oysdgp, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Bacon and/or women

( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Really?
Not even a big-norked nympho with a tiny balcony strap-ob?
( Tab Hunter flicking Su Pollard's tiny cock, while she belms, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Damnit, you had me at big-norked.
*fap*
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Justin Lee Collins.

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:24, Reply)