He's trying to make himself Poplar :D

( maiden Imperfect Evolution, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Maybe he's a sex-case that's got wood.

(pissflaps., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:42, Reply)

He may have already lost his cherry.

( maiden Imperfect Evolution, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)