He did it for a larch
he might get a hefty pine
( maiden Imperfect Evolution, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Yew think so?

( JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Oakay I might have exaggerated.

( maiden Imperfect Evolution, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:44, Reply)

He's not crazy, just pining for attention

( BrokenCoccyx get your hands off macaque, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:47, Reply)

He should spruce up his ideas.
He could have the Police eating out of the Palm of his hand.
( maiden Imperfect Evolution, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I wood have thought so too.

( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:05, Reply)

i think it is all mulch ado about nothing.

( miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Probably best just to go down the pub
have a few drinks, get trunk.
( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Yeah, drink until you're sick, then drink more so you're sycamore

( Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:22, Reply)

That elm make him feel better

( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:27, Reply)

well he should feel ASHamed

( Rebel biscuit Sumus cacas et scimus sumus, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:40, Reply)

He defo
willow us one for this.
( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I reckon they're just BARKing up the wrong TREE

( retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I don't cedar harm it it

( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Knot likely.

( Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Well, I hope the police
can cedar funny side

edit: bollocks, just beat me. I had to reset my password.
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:01, Reply)

They should have done
They were never in any danger anyway, so long as they kept their 'Elm-ets on.
(SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:05, Reply)

True
But they had their quiet night trunk-ated and had to root around outdoors in the cold.
( Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:08, Reply)

When he's done
do you think he will take a bough?
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Yes
He'd be a sap not to.
(SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I reckon he's twigged we're talking about him.
( Jimbuktu Hello, it's been a while., Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Whatever happens,
I hope he's treeted well once he's arrested
(jellybeanflicker Jesus was Korean, but there he was Cho Sun Wun, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 17:33, Reply)

poor sap

( Fartfurter in the facefurter, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 18:24, Reply)

Thanks all of you
for making the bottom half of this page impossible to read on my train home today.
( evil_andy : devilish rogue, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Haha
Yew're welcome.
(mrmonkfish D3 - Will#2170, Tue 18 Dec 2012, 20:25, Reply)