Friend of mine spent a few months in hospital from "one punch" this year
He's ok, but he's nothing like he was
( TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Fucking cunts - some cunt down the pub once belted me for no reason - hurt like fuck when I woke up.

(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:33, Reply)

"for no reason"
other than you being a massive cunt I assume
( LP, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Yeah, he left out the bit about it being a donkey punch.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Oh I see, pick on uncle pissflaps.
But seriously, it wasn't very pleasant.
(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:04, Reply)

so you stamped on the little girl's foot, spat in her weeping mother's face, all the while singing Das Lied der Deutschen, then what happened?
(itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Why the hatred?
Just because I laughed at your awful French grammar earlier...
(pissflaps., Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:47, Reply)

it was shocking, wasn't it? the grammar. the hatred is righteous. your little girl foot fetish chickens have come home to roost so don't count your eggs all in one basket case.
(itilliterate, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:02, Reply)

Stop flirting and get a room you two

( wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Nasty.
What absolute cunts.
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Hideous innit?
There but for the grace etc
( TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:29, Reply)

Hmmm.
I can't claim one punch, but I've been on the wrong end of a few complete maulings. I do NOT recommend it.
( TheSundaeLunch, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 21:56, Reply)