I've been following his feed for the last week or so with a shameful morbid fascination.
So far I've gathered that he watches a hell of a lot of TV, gets into a frothing rage about fruit & veg not being cheaper as well as a variety of other minor inconvenience and is a bit of a misogynist.
All sympathy for the bloke evaporated when he freely admitted to fancying Nadine Dorries.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:11,
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Even if I was on twitter, I'm not sure I'd be able to face that.
Let us know when he (inevitably) tops himself though.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:16,
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Apparently his promotional mug for 'The Woman in Black' was smashed by Royal Mail.
He then proceeded to tweet a picture of it 7 times to everyone on Twitter including Daniel Radcliffe and the BBC. The impotent rage was quite cringy:
"Just collected my parcel. It included a film mug. SMASHED TO PIECES. Happy cunting Xmas, @royalmail ! FUCK'S SAKE! twitpic.com/bmurxx"
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Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:21,
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Thats not surprising
It had his name on it.
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:31,
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the parcel, not the mug.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:40,
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Oh god, that's great.
I was going to suggest the most likely way he'd top himself would be "death by kebab", but now I'm going with: Slits wrists with promotional mug, writes "HAPPY NOW????" in own blood & instgrams the pic to Royal Mail.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:42,
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For added lols, here's the other Tweets:
Once again, @royalmail, great service! I'd drink a toast in this mug... IF YOU HADN'T SMASHED IT TO PIECES!!!!!!!! twitpic.com/bmvf26
@DavidPerksActor Cheers, Dave. I'll be starting by sweeping this up, thanks to @royalmail :( twitpic.com/bmvf26
What the @royalmail did to my @DanieIRadcIiffe @WomanInBlackUK mug RT if you think their service sucks big hairy balls! twitpic.com/bmvf26
The @RoyalMail smashing my mug with same anger @charltonbrooker reservs for interrupting continuity announcers twitpic.com/bmvf26 (Pls RT)
@UKTesco Hi, no, @RoyalMail just did this to my @WomanInBlackUK mug twitpic.com/bmvf26
If @stephbreakfast is meeting the Post Office boss, please can he be shown this recent @RoyalMail result? twitpic.com/bmvf26 @BBCBreakfast
In other news, he is startled today to discover Hollywood's best kept secret - Jodie Foster likes girls!
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Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:46,
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Two questions:
1/ Where would you place him on the autism spectrum &
2/ Should I really be laughing at him?
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:57,
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dunno, which end's got the Lidl pizza?
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:01,
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YOU SHURRUP ABOUT LIDL PIZZA!!!!!! *pinwheels*
I do think their Spinach pizza is *quite* delicious. Genuinely.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:15,
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Asda does the best pizza, silly.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:17,
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^ this
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DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:26,
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'Police discovered the body after being alerted by a van driver who was due to collect some white wine from the deceased. He has asked us to point out that he is not a delivery driver, that is a completely different discipline. He does the collecting, Darren does the delivering.'
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:49,
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ha ha, me too. He does watch A LOT of telly. Also, in an effort to be more healthy he replaced chips with salad for some meals (which I love,because that means before then he had chips with every single meal), thinks 99p is 'not cheap' for 6 tomatoes and has a mancrush on Kevin Sullivan.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:19,
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Why is he so broadly hated here?
I never really understood, and he always seemed nice enough. His videos helped me understand an episode of TV Burp without having to watch all the shit that was being referenced.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:55,
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because the pack will descend upon the weak.
and he's a whiney tool.
and you really shouldn't need help with TV Burp.
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feckler https://twitter.com/LeonardEctric1, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:00,
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Hate is a bit of a strong word.
As well as feckler's astute observations, he really is a hilarious caricature and borderline spamcunt.
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Pig Bodine., Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:04,
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