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This is a normal post Apparently his promotional mug for 'The Woman in Black' was smashed by Royal Mail.
He then proceeded to tweet a picture of it 7 times to everyone on Twitter including Daniel Radcliffe and the BBC. The impotent rage was quite cringy:

"Just collected my parcel. It included a film mug. SMASHED TO PIECES. Happy cunting Xmas, @royalmail ! FUCK'S SAKE! twitpic.com/bmurxx"
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats not surprising
It had his name on it.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ris?
Edit: Ah, the parcel not the mug. Gotcha.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:38, , Reply)
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the parcel, not the mug.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god, that's great.
I was going to suggest the most likely way he'd top himself would be "death by kebab", but now I'm going with: Slits wrists with promotional mug, writes "HAPPY NOW????" in own blood & instgrams the pic to Royal Mail.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post For added lols, here's the other Tweets:
Once again, @royalmail, great service! I'd drink a toast in this mug... IF YOU HADN'T SMASHED IT TO PIECES!!!!!!!! twitpic.com/bmvf26

@DavidPerksActor Cheers, Dave. I'll be starting by sweeping this up, thanks to @royalmail :( twitpic.com/bmvf26

What the @royalmail did to my @DanieIRadcIiffe @WomanInBlackUK mug RT if you think their service sucks big hairy balls! twitpic.com/bmvf26

The @RoyalMail smashing my mug with same anger @charltonbrooker reservs for interrupting continuity announcers twitpic.com/bmvf26 (Pls RT)

@UKTesco Hi, no, @RoyalMail just did this to my @WomanInBlackUK mug twitpic.com/bmvf26

If @stephbreakfast is meeting the Post Office boss, please can he be shown this recent @RoyalMail result? twitpic.com/bmvf26 @BBCBreakfast

In other news, he is startled today to discover Hollywood's best kept secret - Jodie Foster likes girls!
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Two questions:
1/ Where would you place him on the autism spectrum &
2/ Should I really be laughing at him?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:57, , Reply)
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dunno, which end's got the Lidl pizza?
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU SHURRUP ABOUT LIDL PIZZA!!!!!! *pinwheels*
I do think their Spinach pizza is *quite* delicious. Genuinely.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:15, , Reply)
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Asda does the best pizza, silly.
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ this

(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:26, , Reply)
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'Police discovered the body after being alerted by a van driver who was due to collect some white wine from the deceased. He has asked us to point out that he is not a delivery driver, that is a completely different discipline. He does the collecting, Darren does the delivering.'
(, Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:49, , Reply)