Oh god, that's great.
I was going to suggest the most likely way he'd top himself would be "death by kebab", but now I'm going with: Slits wrists with promotional mug, writes "HAPPY NOW????" in own blood & instgrams the pic to Royal Mail.
( , Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:42, Share, Reply)
I was going to suggest the most likely way he'd top himself would be "death by kebab", but now I'm going with: Slits wrists with promotional mug, writes "HAPPY NOW????" in own blood & instgrams the pic to Royal Mail.
( , Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:42, Share, Reply)
For added lols, here's the other Tweets:
Once again, @royalmail, great service! I'd drink a toast in this mug... IF YOU HADN'T SMASHED IT TO PIECES!!!!!!!! twitpic.com/bmvf26
@DavidPerksActor Cheers, Dave. I'll be starting by sweeping this up, thanks to @royalmail :( twitpic.com/bmvf26
What the @royalmail did to my @DanieIRadcIiffe @WomanInBlackUK mug RT if you think their service sucks big hairy balls! twitpic.com/bmvf26
The @RoyalMail smashing my mug with same anger @charltonbrooker reservs for interrupting continuity announcers twitpic.com/bmvf26 (Pls RT)
@UKTesco Hi, no, @RoyalMail just did this to my @WomanInBlackUK mug twitpic.com/bmvf26
If @stephbreakfast is meeting the Post Office boss, please can he be shown this recent @RoyalMail result? twitpic.com/bmvf26 @BBCBreakfast
In other news, he is startled today to discover Hollywood's best kept secret - Jodie Foster likes girls!
( , Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:46, Share, Reply)
Once again, @royalmail, great service! I'd drink a toast in this mug... IF YOU HADN'T SMASHED IT TO PIECES!!!!!!!! twitpic.com/bmvf26
@DavidPerksActor Cheers, Dave. I'll be starting by sweeping this up, thanks to @royalmail :( twitpic.com/bmvf26
What the @royalmail did to my @DanieIRadcIiffe @WomanInBlackUK mug RT if you think their service sucks big hairy balls! twitpic.com/bmvf26
The @RoyalMail smashing my mug with same anger @charltonbrooker reservs for interrupting continuity announcers twitpic.com/bmvf26 (Pls RT)
@UKTesco Hi, no, @RoyalMail just did this to my @WomanInBlackUK mug twitpic.com/bmvf26
If @stephbreakfast is meeting the Post Office boss, please can he be shown this recent @RoyalMail result? twitpic.com/bmvf26 @BBCBreakfast
In other news, he is startled today to discover Hollywood's best kept secret - Jodie Foster likes girls!
( , Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:46, Share, Reply)
Two questions:
1/ Where would you place him on the autism spectrum &
2/ Should I really be laughing at him?
( , Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:57, Share, Reply)
1/ Where would you place him on the autism spectrum &
2/ Should I really be laughing at him?
( , Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:57, Share, Reply)
YOU SHURRUP ABOUT LIDL PIZZA!!!!!! *pinwheels*
I do think their Spinach pizza is *quite* delicious. Genuinely.
( , Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:15, Share, Reply)
I do think their Spinach pizza is *quite* delicious. Genuinely.
( , Tue 15 Jan 2013, 13:15, Share, Reply)
'Police discovered the body after being alerted by a van driver who was due to collect some white wine from the deceased. He has asked us to point out that he is not a delivery driver, that is a completely different discipline. He does the collecting, Darren does the delivering.'
( , Tue 15 Jan 2013, 12:49, Share, Reply)