PHWOARRRR!!
She could feel my tackle from behind!!
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FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:55,
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I'd like to
shoot my balls over her box.
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SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 16:57,
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I'd like to
Have sex with her.
(Am I doing this right?)
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North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:28,
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No
You don't try and put it up her nose
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:39,
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He'd like to take her to Dogger Bank with his missus
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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:44,
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I'd like to give her a quick corner kick.
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:16,
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... and slide tackle her red card.
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Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:46,
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I'd take a dive in her penalty area...?
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Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:23,
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