I'd like to
Have sex with her.

(Am I doing this right?)
(North Utsira South Utsira, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:28, Reply)

No
You don't try and put it up her nose
( evil_andy : devilish rogue, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:39, Reply)

He'd like to take her to Dogger Bank with his missus

( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 17:44, Reply)

I'd like to give her a quick corner kick.

(BertnotErnie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:16, Reply)

... and slide tackle her red card.

(BertnotErnie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I'd take a dive in her penalty area...?

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)