I'd like to give her a quick corner kick.

(BertnotErnie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:16, Reply)

... and slide tackle her red card.

(BertnotErnie, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I'd take a dive in her penalty area...?

(Paolo Nutini's Bikini I FUCKING LOVE PIGEONS!, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 16:23, Reply)