The pinch point is when you're done pooing and you try to loose any hangers-on before wiping

( aMac updated his sig, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:38, Reply)

this too

(Cpl. Nobby Nobbs, Wed 23 Jan 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Whilst on a bike?
One of these: www.flickr.com/photos/markscott/228347839/
( sir_spicious2000 Old crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Thu 24 Jan 2013, 1:56, Reply)