I once paid admission at the cinema to see GI Jane
I've tried not to think about it afterwards but, as I remember, it's sort of like Rambo with Demi Moore and a message about sexism. It was fucking awful.
That was my worst cinema experience ever. And in my infinite complacency, I didn't think anything could ever be worse. But now, I could sit through GI Jane with a smile on my face, enjoying the twists and turns and the nuanced performances. Because now I've seen Django Unchained.
At one point, the KKK show up and there's a running gag about the eyeholes in their hoods being done wrong. Later, a man I think was Quentin Tarantino tries to do an Australian accent. I think I was in there for about 7 hours. Towards the end I could take no more and walked out.
If the director had led me by the hand into a darkened room and fondled me against my wishes for the duration, I would have felt no more abused. It helps to share.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:29, Share, Reply)
I've tried not to think about it afterwards but, as I remember, it's sort of like Rambo with Demi Moore and a message about sexism. It was fucking awful.
That was my worst cinema experience ever. And in my infinite complacency, I didn't think anything could ever be worse. But now, I could sit through GI Jane with a smile on my face, enjoying the twists and turns and the nuanced performances. Because now I've seen Django Unchained.
At one point, the KKK show up and there's a running gag about the eyeholes in their hoods being done wrong. Later, a man I think was Quentin Tarantino tries to do an Australian accent. I think I was in there for about 7 hours. Towards the end I could take no more and walked out.
If the director had led me by the hand into a darkened room and fondled me against my wishes for the duration, I would have felt no more abused. It helps to share.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:29, Share, Reply)
hahaha!
Yeah, the kkk joke was a bit laboured.
and the aussie accents near the end were bizarre.
still a mildly entertaining film, i thought, nothing special...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:52, Share, Reply)
Yeah, the kkk joke was a bit laboured.
and the aussie accents near the end were bizarre.
still a mildly entertaining film, i thought, nothing special...
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It's not your fault
It's not your fault
It's not your fault
*repeat until weeping*
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:50, Share, Reply)
It's not your fault
It's not your fault
*repeat until weeping*
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But you got to touch yourself in the back row whilst thinking of DiCaprio
so it's not all bad
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:55, Share, Reply)
so it's not all bad
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 10:55, Share, Reply)
True. I fondled myself
while thinking of Di Caprio fondling me. Fondle.
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:51, Share, Reply)
while thinking of Di Caprio fondling me. Fondle.
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I walked out of Van Helsing
due to the fact that my laughter was disturbing other patrons
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:34, Share, Reply)
due to the fact that my laughter was disturbing other patrons
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 13:34, Share, Reply)
My Wife and I had our first date watching Van Helsing
I say watching, luckily I didn't watch much of the movie at all
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:54, Share, Reply)
I say watching, luckily I didn't watch much of the movie at all
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:54, Share, Reply)
Was she mail order then?
Or did you not let her out until after you were married?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:57, Share, Reply)
Or did you not let her out until after you were married?
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 14:57, Share, Reply)
Her choice or yours?
I was also there on a first date. We left and did fun things
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:02, Share, Reply)
I was also there on a first date. We left and did fun things
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:02, Share, Reply)
We drank a whole bottle of vodka afterwards
Maybe to kill any memory we might of had. It was her choice I think...
( , Sat 2 Feb 2013, 15:17, Share, Reply)
Maybe to kill any memory we might of had. It was her choice I think...
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