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This is a normal post Yes.
"I'm mad me."

Parties are OK, and if it is yours (which it probably won't be, seeing as you hate them), you can cry if you want to.

Luckily for you, I will definitely not be a "card" at any party you have the misfortune to be invited to (or any party to which the organiser has the misfortune to have invited you).
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post god I hate those 'im mad me' pricks
they are the most un mad people I have ever had the missfortune to have ever been introduced to. No, a mate of mine is mad, he recovers chairs with things he has found, then eaten, then skinned, off the road. And never wears a top. HE is mad. You are just a cock that once put a traffic cone on your head, or drank too much once and was sick. You are a bellend. Case in point, got a friend of a friend coming over tonight with him, she's 'mad' because she has died red hair and wears 'wacky' and 'hilarious' painted wellingtons, she smokes weed which I dont but wanted some salvia so told her I have some, she can come round and have some. Its 40x extract so we'll see how fucking 'mad' I can make her. Then film it and post it here so we all see her being 'mad' as she flips and jumps out of a window. The cock.
*edit* and yes, im in a bad mood.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha,
awesome rant.

At my work, they wear christmas themed ties (at christmas) and use ridiculous "bullshit bingo" buffling phrases all the fucking time. I would absolutely love to see one of those middle aged, tit watching spunk garglers on the salvia.

Don't ever be a civil servant.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Oh its wacky wednesday'
I'm wearing cartoon socks. I'm so mad me....
(, Sat 2 Feb 2013, 18:38, , Reply)