See, this is why I like you:
One can easily tell when you've found the cooking sherry. Miranda posted last night drunk and was just horrid. Horrid! *cries*
( Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:00, Reply)

He is a nasty drunk
where as I am just delightful! It's also the only time I find you sexy so no wonder you like me drunk.
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:02, Reply)

*everyone* finds me sexy, it is a cross, as a naturally gorgeous man, must bear.
You just use alcohol to blot out your constant lesbotic cravings.
( Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:37, Reply)

No I use it to enhance them

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:44, Reply)