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This is a normal post Won't somebody think of all the people who are being smited by the Lord after eating pork?

(I helped save b3ta! Fork Has lost his bash virginity!, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having French Toast with Bacon and Pork Sausage for dinner tonight.
I dig pig. It's tasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:36, , Reply)
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isn't it to do with hooved animals anyway? do pigs have hooves? I thought they were trotters? although to be honest, I neither know nor care... A, if you're inside you should be lucky to be fed. in a Muslim country prison your lucky to survive a sentence, and I mean the same for white English criminals. stop fucking moaning. and B, religion is so much bollocks you can turn or make or read into, anything you really want. like nostradamus. the Bible says don't lie with a man like you would a women, or similar. that just means don't Nick all the duvet and get your hair in my mouth. simple.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post i once had carnel relataions of the extremly and with hind sight, thankfull drunk type with a ladeeey
who turned out to be on sober reflection a complete pig, but i recal she had feet, this has left me confused.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooo....
can Muslims lick out a fat pig they pick up on a Friday night? obviously they don't have the excuse of beer goggles....
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think they could get round this by simply calling her a fat cow instead
unless she is ginger then there is no excuse
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post exactly which lord are you talking about?
our so called lord and beloved lover of the human race* t&c'c apply**

or there heathen lord who is nothing more than diety in there eyes?

*does not include rag heads or chavs
** 1 you may love only one god that is our god, your god does not qualify as true in our gods eye.
2 your god is gay and wears a towel on his head to hide his bald spot.
3 if during prayer you match 3 god sysmbols then you win etenal love and salvation
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 9:43, , Reply)