Do a Rainman

(BertnotErnie, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:00, Reply)

It's also a handy way to stop people sitting next to you.

( Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:12, Reply)

And ending dates

(BertnotErnie, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

You mean I can stop masturbating on the bus now?

( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:17, Reply)

Oh I wouldn't go that far.
Just keep the sound though as some of us are trying to read the paper.
( Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 5 Feb 2013, 13:22, Reply)