These things are slowly taking over Facebook.

( Captain Howdy, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 11:28, Reply)

they are..
but i am guilty of posting a few myself.
( miss fortunate i Await your replies, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 11:54, Reply)

then there is no hope for you miss F
you shall be punished with the eternal wine glass of emptyness and the snack of unfulfilment
(fluffybunnykiller my self harm class was closed due to staffing cuts, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:47, Reply)

you are very right fluffy, i lost all hope for myself ages ago...

( miss fortunate i Await your replies, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 13:06, Reply)

But wait ! theres salvation to be had
simple call this toll number and deposit a down payment of $79.99.99 and we will rush you a once in a life time offer that includes but is not limited to self esteem , confidance,whiter teeth and anal bleach for those dificult stains.
but if you pay now,NOW will include for no extra p&p but $50 extra a staple in the middle of a magazine!
call now to make the most of this gullible offer.
(fluffybunnykiller my self harm class was closed due to staffing cuts, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

where do i sign up??!! but wait... is this one of those
where if i keep watching the infomercial it becomes a 2 for 1 offer too good to pass up and there is a wine of the month club membership thrown in?
*waits until last minute before ordering*
( miss fortunate i Await your replies, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 13:35, Reply)

curses
rumbled and foiled all in one post


*shakes fist and pleadges to get even one day*
(fluffybunnykiller my self harm class was closed due to staffing cuts, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 14:50, Reply)

yes.

( Cockweasle, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Don't forget the motivational posts and inspirational stories attached to images of forests

( Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 12:55, Reply)

And the racist rants.

( Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 15:11, Reply)

and deformed babies
and children...
(robneymcplum still loves the SCS sofa woman on, Sun 10 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)