I will bite my own balls off if there has been a single post-war England international footballer with even one degree.
Very attractive, TV presenter, Economics Student, international in two sports all at the same time?
I don't think there are any male equivalents.
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Very attractive, TV presenter, Economics Student, international in two sports all at the same time?
I don't think there are any male equivalents.
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Get munching, Glen Johnson has a maths degree, Alan Shearer has a degree, dunno what in though.
Shaka Hislop has a degree in mechanical engineering, gary lineker has one, fuck me, this is suprising stuff.
Hey: that was a sneaky edit!!!! eat balls feckler!
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Shaka Hislop has a degree in mechanical engineering, gary lineker has one, fuck me, this is suprising stuff.
Hey: that was a sneaky edit!!!! eat balls feckler!
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Heh
What a foolish bet. Of course we expect proof of the ball-munching.
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What a foolish bet. Of course we expect proof of the ball-munching.
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I was just about to start my jaw-stretches when I decided I'd better check...
GJ is STUDYING for a maths degree, so although that impresses me, my nuts are safe.
Shearers/Linekers are honorary doctorates (which don't count) and Hislop isn't English.
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Gotchya!
Steve Coppell
Whilst playing for Tranmere Rovers, Coppell started an Economics degree at Liverpool University. When he signed for Manchester United, he successfully completed the degree, despite playing for the first-team at the weekend. After playing more than 300 games for the Red Devils and 42 England caps, Coppell has managed teams including Crystal Palace and Man City.
And it is in ECONOMICS!!!! Now economise your nutsack.
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Steve Coppell
Whilst playing for Tranmere Rovers, Coppell started an Economics degree at Liverpool University. When he signed for Manchester United, he successfully completed the degree, despite playing for the first-team at the weekend. After playing more than 300 games for the Red Devils and 42 England caps, Coppell has managed teams including Crystal Palace and Man City.
And it is in ECONOMICS!!!! Now economise your nutsack.
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he wasn't an England international at that time.
but I might just bite them off anyway. I've warmed to the idea. Pics to follow.
edit: fuck, I think you're right.
there's no other board where a thread about an impressive polymath quickly becomes a playground circle surrounding a man vowing to bite his own balls off.
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but I might just bite them off anyway. I've warmed to the idea. Pics to follow.
edit: fuck, I think you're right.
there's no other board where a thread about an impressive polymath quickly becomes a playground circle surrounding a man vowing to bite his own balls off.
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Wahey!!
Edit: yes he fucking was, he finished his degree before he played for England, ergo england player with a degree. That is the way i read it anyway.
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Edit: yes he fucking was, he finished his degree before he played for England, ergo england player with a degree. That is the way i read it anyway.
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uuurgh, I feel a bit faint. There's more blood than I expected.
edit: fuck's sake, the cats have run off with one of them. I was going to sell that one to Findus. Do they do scotch eggs?
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edit: fuck's sake, the cats have run off with one of them. I was going to sell that one to Findus. Do they do scotch eggs?
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Mr brains faggots.
CaC, on the flip side you won't have to feed the cat tonight.
Are you related to this guy?? www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/191436/Rugby-fan-cuts-off-tackle.html
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CaC, on the flip side you won't have to feed the cat tonight.
Are you related to this guy?? www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/191436/Rugby-fan-cuts-off-tackle.html
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I have 3 cats, one bollock won't fill them all up.
*Insert your own filthy replies here*
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*Insert your own filthy replies here*
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Not bloody likely.
(Though, actually, on second thoughts: she'd be more than welcome to register...)
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(Though, actually, on second thoughts: she'd be more than welcome to register...)
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Enzyme used to shag Katie when Peter was down the gym toning his six-pack.
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Well explain how that Harvey looks exactly like you, eh, well!?
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She does have sloww children too. Well one of them definitely is.
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This picture was actually published in The Sun
Without crediting me of course. I don't think they realised quite how cruel I was being!
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Without crediting me of course. I don't think they realised quite how cruel I was being!
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http://owa.st-thomasmore.org.uk/users/06DAltiliaR/weblog/5de93/images/2c3b5.jpg
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edited to counter Sundae Bloody Sundae's equivalents, the challenge remains one post-war England player with a degree. Admittedly if I'd thrown down this gauntlet six months in the future Glen Johnson may well have left me nutless.
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Didn't Ian Botham
play footingball, cricket and be on TV as well? He is no brain box though, it's true.
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play footingball, cricket and be on TV as well? He is no brain box though, it's true.
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Well, that's more than I did.
I played football for a works team once, I was awesome. I got substituted rather too early for my liking, just before I got into my stride. If they had just let me touch the ball I'd have shown them a few things.
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I played football for a works team once, I was awesome. I got substituted rather too early for my liking, just before I got into my stride. If they had just let me touch the ball I'd have shown them a few things.
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if you'd made that offer in the changing rooms, they'd have let you touch all the balls you want.
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It was a Japanese firm
and if I liked sweaty Japanese balls I'd be dating Moggy.
( , Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:14, Share, Reply)
and if I liked sweaty Japanese balls I'd be dating Moggy.
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you do know that's really Jolly Jack stalking himself, right?
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