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This is a normal post Get munching, Glen Johnson has a maths degree, Alan Shearer has a degree, dunno what in though.
Shaka Hislop has a degree in mechanical engineering, gary lineker has one, fuck me, this is suprising stuff.


Hey: that was a sneaky edit!!!! eat balls feckler!
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Heh
What a foolish bet. Of course we expect proof of the ball-munching.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy : devilish rogue, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:32, Reply)
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I was just about to start my jaw-stretches when I decided I'd better check...

GJ is STUDYING for a maths degree, so although that impresses me, my nuts are safe.

Shearers/Linekers are honorary doctorates (which don't count) and Hislop isn't English.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotchya!
Steve Coppell

Whilst playing for Tranmere Rovers, Coppell started an Economics degree at Liverpool University. When he signed for Manchester United, he successfully completed the degree, despite playing for the first-team at the weekend. After playing more than 300 games for the Red Devils and 42 England caps, Coppell has managed teams including Crystal Palace and Man City.

And it is in ECONOMICS!!!! Now economise your nutsack.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Your silence speaks volumes.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post he wasn't an England international at that time.
but I might just bite them off anyway. I've warmed to the idea. Pics to follow.
edit: fuck, I think you're right.

there's no other board where a thread about an impressive polymath quickly becomes a playground circle surrounding a man vowing to bite his own balls off.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Wahey!!
Edit: yes he fucking was, he finished his degree before he played for England, ergo england player with a degree. That is the way i read it anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post uuurgh, I feel a bit faint. There's more blood than I expected.
edit: fuck's sake, the cats have run off with one of them. I was going to sell that one to Findus. Do they do scotch eggs?
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Mr brains faggots.
CaC, on the flip side you won't have to feed the cat tonight.

Are you related to this guy?? www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/191436/Rugby-fan-cuts-off-tackle.html
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I have 3 cats, one bollock won't fill them all up.
*Insert your own filthy replies here*
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Katie Price has a doctorate in biological ethics.

(pissflaps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Was she taught by Enzyme?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bloody likely.
(Though, actually, on second thoughts: she'd be more than welcome to register...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Enzyme used to shag Katie when Peter was down the gym toning his six-pack.

(pissflaps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ewwwww,
The memory suggestion makes me feel wretched.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Well explain how that Harvey looks exactly like you, eh, well!?

(pissflaps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it because she is black?

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post She does have sloww children too. Well one of them definitely is.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post This picture was actually published in The Sun
Without crediting me of course. I don't think they realised quite how cruel I was being!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Very nice work.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Worse than a bambi rapist roboplegic mechahitler., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post http://owa.st-thomasmore.org.uk/users/06DAltiliaR/weblog/5de93/images/2c3b5.jpg

(I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahaha

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post comedy doctorates don't count.

(I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post She probably ought to give it back then

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)
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edited to counter Sundae Bloody Sundae's equivalents, the challenge remains one post-war England player with a degree. Admittedly if I'd thrown down this gauntlet six months in the future Glen Johnson may well have left me nutless.
 (I helped save b3ta! feckler ridicule is nothing to be scared of, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)