I was just about to start my jaw-stretches when I decided I'd better check...

GJ is STUDYING for a maths degree, so although that impresses me, my nuts are safe.

Shearers/Linekers are honorary doctorates (which don't count) and Hislop isn't English.
( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:34, Reply)

Gotchya!
Steve Coppell

Whilst playing for Tranmere Rovers, Coppell started an Economics degree at Liverpool University. When he signed for Manchester United, he successfully completed the degree, despite playing for the first-team at the weekend. After playing more than 300 games for the Red Devils and 42 England caps, Coppell has managed teams including Crystal Palace and Man City.

And it is in ECONOMICS!!!! Now economise your nutsack.
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Your silence speaks volumes.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

he wasn't an England international at that time.
but I might just bite them off anyway. I've warmed to the idea. Pics to follow.
edit: fuck, I think you're right.

there's no other board where a thread about an impressive polymath quickly becomes a playground circle surrounding a man vowing to bite his own balls off.
( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

Wahey!!
Edit: yes he fucking was, he finished his degree before he played for England, ergo england player with a degree. That is the way i read it anyway.
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)

uuurgh, I feel a bit faint. There's more blood than I expected.
edit: fuck's sake, the cats have run off with one of them. I was going to sell that one to Findus. Do they do scotch eggs?
( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)

Mr brains faggots.
CaC, on the flip side you won't have to feed the cat tonight.

Are you related to this guy?? www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/191436/Rugby-fan-cuts-off-tackle.html
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:02, Reply)

I have 3 cats, one bollock won't fill them all up.
*Insert your own filthy replies here*
( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Katie Price has a doctorate in biological ethics.

(pissflaps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Was she taught by Enzyme?

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Not bloody likely.
(Though, actually, on second thoughts: she'd be more than welcome to register...)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Enzyme used to shag Katie when Peter was down the gym toning his six-pack.

(pissflaps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Ewwwww,
The memory suggestion makes me feel wretched.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Well explain how that Harvey looks exactly like you, eh, well!?

(pissflaps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Is it because she is black?

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

( TheSundaeLunch, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

She does have sloww children too. Well one of them definitely is.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

This picture was actually published in The Sun
Without crediting me of course. I don't think they realised quite how cruel I was being!
( TheSundaeLunch, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Ha! Very nice work.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

http://owa.st-thomasmore.org.uk/users/06DAltiliaR/weblog/5de93/images/2c3b5.jpg

( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

hahahahahaha

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

comedy doctorates don't count.

( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)

She probably ought to give it back then

( wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)