Katie Price has a doctorate in biological ethics.

(pissflaps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Was she taught by Enzyme?

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Not bloody likely.
(Though, actually, on second thoughts: she'd be more than welcome to register...)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:22, Reply)

Enzyme used to shag Katie when Peter was down the gym toning his six-pack.

(pissflaps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Ewwwww,
The memory suggestion makes me feel wretched.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:38, Reply)

Well explain how that Harvey looks exactly like you, eh, well!?

(pissflaps., Sat 16 Feb 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Is it because she is black?

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 21:28, Reply)

( TheSundaeLunch, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:44, Reply)

She does have sloww children too. Well one of them definitely is.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:46, Reply)

This picture was actually published in The Sun
Without crediting me of course. I don't think they realised quite how cruel I was being!
( TheSundaeLunch, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:49, Reply)

Ha! Very nice work.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:01, Reply)

http://owa.st-thomasmore.org.uk/users/06DAltiliaR/weblog/5de93/images/2c3b5.jpg

( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:06, Reply)

hahahahahaha

(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:59, Reply)

comedy doctorates don't count.

( feckler finally got laid this weekend, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 13:47, Reply)

She probably ought to give it back then

( wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sat 16 Feb 2013, 14:40, Reply)