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This is a link post An Honest Top 50 Albums Of The Year List.
Including...

"19. A bunch of super-smart, snot-nosed, wet behind the balls students whose lyrics seem to infer that they have had sexual intercourse, whereas one listen to the way they sing them confirms that they surely haven't."
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice
25. A "shadowy" post-dubstep producer, who spends his days cold-calling pensioners on behalf of EDF Energy.
 (driverchris, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
The funniest thing of all is they'll probably be spot on with their #1 predictions for other mags too.
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post 26. The much-feted return of a "living legend" who, despite enjoying a good feting, has mainly spent the past few months praying that no one finds out what happened in his Top Of The Pops dressing room in March 1973.

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!!!
I do like Vice, there's something pretty Nathan Barley about them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah.
Just self-aware enough to not descend into the bowels of true hipsterism.

They're also helped by being actually funny.
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post SUGARape!!!
They also do some brilliant documentaries.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post TV Go Home used to have
"SleazeNation magazine is a piece of shit" in the keywords. I assume that's what Sugar Ape was based on.

To be fair, Vice don't seem quite as awful as they used to be - not seen something completely sociopathic by them for a few years now.

edit: No, just seen their "We Are with John McAfee Right Now, Suckers" from the article below. Still twats.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
Yeah, some of their documentaries are really good though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now then Vice magazine, what have you learned?
That's right, when interviewing a fugitive from the law be sure to remove the location data from your photo.

www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2012/12/oops-did-vice-just-give-away-john-mcafees-location-with-this-photo/
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oops indeed!!
Had not heard about that. Something of a balls up alright.
 (The Rev JC thought about writing something funnier on, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's ok, he's in Guatemala now.
I liked the video of him arriving, whilst surrounded by reporters he turned to his girlfriend and went:

"See, this is what my life's like..."

Doesn't have to be that way, i think you'll find you created it all by being such a fucking egotistical media whore in the first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post See also: Julian Assange

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair, Assange did a bit more than this guy.
Assange seemed to be trying to get attention for his case. This guy seems to be just trying to get attention for himself.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 5 Dec 2012, 12:10, , Reply)