Bexleyheathication I made this!
More Bexleyheath related bumfoolery!

*my last effort appeared in the times!!



(albeit the Bexley Times tinyurl.com/2jg2xr :( )
(Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:03, Reply)

impressive skills
did you play the guitar as well or get a karaoke esque version
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:06, Reply)

Yeah...
That's me playing. My skills with Cubasis are minimal, but I'm learning!
(Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:08, Reply)

can you write out the lryics for those of us
who aint allowed sound at work?
( Miss Scunner sets sail for Portmanteau, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:21, Reply)

Lyrics,
Psyco Guys from China Whites, and kids on their Playstations,
Little girls from Barnehurst dream of drinking at the station,
And if you want this kind of filth, it's Bexleyheathication.

It's the edge of the borough and everyone's filled with hesitation,
Council flats full of uncoothe twats, in need of affirmation,
It's understood that noone would buy Bexleyheathication.

Pay your Morrisons shopping bill to feed your starving children,
Recycle cans to stop the man from taking from your building,
First born forlorn, Makes amateur porn.

Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,

Married to a girl with her hair in curls, who's only skill's flirtation,
A teenage bride with a husband inside, who's waiting for probation,
He stole a car from the breakers yard, it's Bexleyheathication.

Yates may be the final frontier for an ignorant generation,
Kick out time holding onto your beer, singing songs from a compilation,
And Deja Vu's not far away, it's Bexleyheathication,

Born and raised by spurious ways, breeds kids with no vocation,
Everyone's pulling a swifty and I don't mean masturbation.

First born forlorn, Makes amateur porn.

Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,

Cleaning streets pays poorly and you need no education,
Drinking in the Bell is no way to rebel, it just leads to more frustration,
And who the hell's trying to save the world from Bexleyheathication,

Pay your Morrisons shopping bill to feed your starving children,
Thicker than the rest only wearing vests, there's no way of evading.

First born forlorn, Makes amateur porn.

Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
Dream no Bexleyheathication,
(Mr Bojangles Of London Town, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:28, Reply)

poetry
:P
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:48, Reply)

Ha! Just the man I was looking for!
Check your gaz.
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:51, Reply)

cheers
got it :D what a random source pic :P

edit/ dont suppose you have the html tag do you?
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Thu 24 May 2007, 14:59, Reply)

The original?
www.emailvirals.com/data/media/1/cleavage-beer-holder.jpg
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:04, Reply)

i meant the badge but its ok now ive figured it
god its a bit disturbing.. she is much better looking :P
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:06, Reply)

monty is at it again
gene and face splicing. whos next i wonder... ning everyone!! :D
( Captain Pilchard is in love with a stripper, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:11, Reply)

'Ning! Pilchy!
I posted the Cliff vid yesterday as RBF was on and you weren't around, but I gave you full credit :)

www.b3ta.com/links/92015
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:19, Reply)

WOOO!!
at 10am?? pfft, i was still very very drunk ,and at that time i was very very unconsicence. glad you all liked it people :D
( Captain Pilchard is in love with a stripper, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:24, Reply)

RBF Loved it.
And another Wooooo! for you for reuniting him with his theme!
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:25, Reply)

goood
any other links for me to uncover?? hahahaha!!
( Captain Pilchard is in love with a stripper, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:33, Reply)

I'll let you know!
I do have an even greater imposible mission for you...
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:54, Reply)

eeeek
what??
( Captain Pilchard is in love with a stripper, Thu 24 May 2007, 16:01, Reply)

Bizarrely
You do actually look similar... All i did was tilt your head, messed with the colour balance and added a bit of blusher ;)

Is there anything you want to tell us?!


( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:12, Reply)

hey hey
im not the one swapping heads on pictures
did you shave me a bit as well? looks like it

edit/its the same alcohol bleached pearly whites
( m-a-t-t -- formerly mini is done! 5 months off wa hey!, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:17, Reply)

I did...
But that was your pics for Bigboy Monthly...
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:20, Reply)

is back after
frawping over the twins
( Captain Pilchard is in love with a stripper, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:27, Reply)

efinitely
needs more Sidcup. For the purely selfish reason that I miss Sidcup.
(insomniboy, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:03, Reply)

*missing Greenwich
particularly the Cutty Sark

war3n3xt was an SE3 boy
( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Thu 24 May 2007, 15:32, Reply)