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Boo, cancer.
good luck to the wonderful Wilko Johnson.
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feckler finally got laid this weekend, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 18:54,
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terminal?
that means he can be cured right? RIGHT?!
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hieronymous bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:01,
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I hate cancer more
than HR departments and recruitment consultants. Good luck to the guy.
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BumCoiffure, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 19:25,
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cancer is easy to cure, though
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:23,
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yes maple syrup and and increase in pH and you're fine
thank god it's not AIDS, that requires a nice cup of tea and a sit down
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A Rory Borealis I want to smash your pasty, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:23,
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Also, be sure to bathe in witch-hazel, only on full moons though.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:25,
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nah that's bollocks,
you have to go out during a full moon while mars is in aquarius, and drink ten pints of water while holding hands with all your friends in a big circle sharing healing energies.
Then sacrifice a goat kid to Satan.
You'll be right as rain.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:26,
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Don't forget the laxatives.
To purge your evil toxins and negative energies.
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:41,
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Well yes,
but the cure has been deleted now so we're all fucked.
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wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:31,
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Clearly working for the man.
Why else would he not want us to know?
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witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 20:45,
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And we were so fucking close
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TownsendsPublisher Woooooooooooooooooooooooo!, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:06,
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It's alright I remember it...
drink a cup of live ants then breath in the smoke from a burning tyre. I think above waist cancers require a michelin and a firestone for below waist.
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Fadgebadger /links's pedantic bellend, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:28,
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Was just going to post this
Was listening the Feelgoods on the way home in the car and now this. So sad, a hero of mine. *sniff*
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simbosan, Wed 9 Jan 2013, 22:39,
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