Brace yourselves... Massive supervolcano erupting soon near London....
Oh no, my mistake. 'Tis a pointless and stupid article in the daily fail that even I, who isnt a volcano-ologist(?) spotted flaws in. Nicely put into easily digestible de-bunking by wired.com here:
www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/01/fearmongering-gets-started-in-2012-laacher-see-is-not-ready-to-blow/
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Oh ffs
One of my colleagues loves the fail. I predict they'll be frightened about this by 11am
( TownsendsPublisher loves you, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Why don't you... for example....
Happen to just ask if anyone else has heard about also, after you 'heard it on the news' and make him look like a tit for reading the fail.
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Lols
It's on about 10 sites globally now.
I've set up a google news alert to see how it pans out over the next day or two.
( P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 13:16, Reply)

And the mail will continue other sites
that originally used them. LOL, like a vicious circle of bullshit...
*edit* continue to quote....
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

It's fucking LAVA you knobs
That's primary school shit, even my 7 year old knows the difference between Magma and Lava.
( Mrs. Sp@m, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:49, Reply)

I'm going to sleep under the dining room table from now on. After I've pushed it under a door frame, bought some tinned peaches and made an aluminium hat for myself, of course.

And I leave this here, too...

https://twitter.com/#!/ProfBrianCox/status/153287738064502786
(BombayMick was watching you on camera on, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 9:55, Reply)

The DM is a really mental comic.

(pissflaps., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

The fucktards can't even get the distance right in their own favour
Google Earth measures it as 330 miles from London.
( P-MONKE handing out wet-wipes, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:01, Reply)

It may wipe out germany but that ash will be good for the veggies.

( Amadeus So long and thanks for all the phish, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:11, Reply)

I was laughing at that yesterday
a full page article on how the south of England might get some dust on it, that completely ignores the rest of Europe being devastated :D

I hope they win an award for outstanding journalism on that one.
( HappyToast http://b3ta.com/calendar/event/25046, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:14, Reply)

South West prevailing wind
says most of the ash would head over to russia anyway.

Win all round!
( retrofly Sig probably longer than comment., Tue 3 Jan 2012, 11:48, Reply)

i live up 't north so couldn't give a toss if Southern England would be covered in ash!

( skullbuggery lifes too short without an apostrophe!!, Tue 3 Jan 2012, 12:49, Reply)