Chinese DVD covers.
Article in forrin' but covers still readable.
(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 12:57, Reply)

Those are great. I didn't know Steve Jobs invested in starwars.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Looks like Matrix Reloaded just got watchable.

( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Bit of a Goatse on the cover of indiana jones.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)

Were you listening to my conversation at the lunch table?
I was just mentioning that it was the only film I'd actually fallen asleep during while at the cinema.

Edit: Wasn't there a Tab Hunter reply to this post? Something boring about ginger balls or something?
( evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:08, Reply)

No, he was at the cinema.
Did you not notice afterwards that your bumhole smelt of ginger balls?
( Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:09, Reply)

Generic Tab Hunter reply #1
Try harder.
( evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:14, Reply)

You know Oscer Wilde?
That's you that is.
( Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:54, Reply)

I fell asleep watching the new Time Machine movie at the cinema
massive snorefest pile of dull.
( pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:28, Reply)

I want to see Harry running around Expelliarmusing Frodo's ring.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:13, Reply)

One does not simply apparate into Mordor.

( pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:33, Reply)

Harry's wizard tutor was always putting him down in lessons, always telling him he shall not pass.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 13:37, Reply)

There is some pretty terrible engrish going on there
These are a couple that I found a while back.

I'm a big fan of that Charlie Bullock dude who wrote Dark Mirror.
( admiral crunch pfffffted on, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:36, Reply)

This is rather special:
www.knockingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/wanted-lennon.jpeg
( Jimbotfu DJ Bob Hoskins, going mental in a dustbin, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 15:59, Reply)