Considering a bit of Saturday night masochism...
Anyone seen or keen?
(jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 0:25, Reply)

Horne and Corden?
No thanks.
( wheresthefish This div will be replaced, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 1:06, Reply)

It's horrible. Turned it off, going to bed.
Apologies.
(jonofthesouth and shit and piss, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 1:28, Reply)

Hmmm. I would stick to the more socially-acceptable forms of masochism:
Like wrapping your nuts in barbed wire, stapling your bellend to the table & paying a fat prozzie in stilettos to goose-step over your back.
( Tab Hunter NEXT SHOUT OF "GC" GETS A PUNISHMENT BUMMING ON, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 10:59, Reply)

you said you wouldn't tell anyone about that!
you said you were offering a confidential service!
( LP, Sun 3 Feb 2013, 12:01, Reply)

^ this
you forgot having a sweaty truck driver take a dump in your mouth
( lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 3 Feb 2013, 17:30, Reply)

Hide behind the sofa and pretend we're out cinema

(PhosphorBurnedEyes old borstal tie, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 2:08, Reply)