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This is a link post Crowd in Walthamstow lift a bus...
Hope he's ok, no word on the condition of his beard though...
 (Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post A unicycle!
A fucking unicycle! On the road! Next to a bus! In Walthamstow! In rush hour!

I hope he's alright too, but I also hope he reconsiders his commuting arrangements.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did anyone hear about the status of the balls he was juggling?
And why did they put the part about there not being any arrests in there? Are people routinely arrested in the UK after vehicle accidents?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only when there's reason to believe a crime was committed
I don't think there's a law against riding a unicycle in traffic. I expect noone thought it'd be necessary.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if I could ride a hippo through traffic.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 29 May 2015, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a documentary
on BBC (I think) last year about how they move zoo animals around. A zoo in Britain was sending a hippo to somewhere else in Europe, and they basically got it into a shipping container with a load of food and water for the journey, stuck it on the back of a HGV, and sent the driver off across the channel on the ferry.

There was a great bit where the lorry driver was saying he'd stopped at a service station to get a few hours kip, but it wasn't easy because the hippo in the back of his lorry kept moving about and bellowing.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post We drove a snow leopard to Birmingham and exchanged him with another zoological collection in a service station once
He was calm and lovely all the way there, and apparently all the way up to Cumbria where he was heading. More so than all the people in the service station car park who began to realize a leopard was being moved between to transit vans
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
There is a bit of an inbuilt shock reaction when you see a wild animal unexpectedly, I suppose.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I made a video and posted it here many years ago
though took it down when it was pointed out exchanging leopards in service station car parks is completely illegal.. Ah happy days :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd like to think
the police have a task force specifically dedicated to wiping it out as an offence.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was wondering about a pogo stick

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's an existentialist question philosophers have debated for centuries.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Child's toy or valid mode of transportation?
What did Voltaire have to say on the matter?
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post The universal crime of being an utter cunt?

(Spin Its a thing., Fri 29 May 2015, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post We tend to prefer to arrest them rather than just shoot them.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had to read that headline twice
but what the fuck was the guy doing on a unicycle in London rush hour traffic?

A bit unfair on other road users given unicycles aren't exactly renowned for their control
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess he ended up getting lots of attention, as he probably wanted by riding a unicycle, i'm guessing medical attention wasn't what he had in mind though.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Fri 29 May 2015, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't wish the bloke any harm but for some reason this part cracked me up
He added the unicycle was "in a proper mess".
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Fri 29 May 2015, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT a fucking spastic.
Words fail me.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 29 May 2015, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a fucking clown
I hope he recovers, but can he be banned from society when he does?
 (I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 29 May 2015, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Walthamstow? The hipsters are spreading North...

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 29 May 2015, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post what sort of clown
rides a ....
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Fri 29 May 2015, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hope there was a comedy bowwwwmmmm noise and cymbal crash when the bus hit him

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 29 May 2015, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post does the woman recording this have a jetpac?
she's somehow up awfully high, and obviously afraid of heights as she's crying like she's trapped under a bus or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Sat 30 May 2015, 4:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the driver is ok

(I helped save b3ta! JeremyBeadlesHands, Sat 30 May 2015, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post reminds me of:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zSohwsuKIQ

also, yes, what a bellend
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Sat 30 May 2015, 11:30, , Reply)