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This is a link post Dream job
Surely made up???
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Ironic" and/or hipster

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post *purgatory

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Back to work at 8pm/9pm?
God how wonderful. Twice the commute, four times the fun!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vegans and Crossfitters
die every day.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 18:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bet that office smells.

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure the smell of the sweat will be undetectable under all that bullshit.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post of success

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surrounded by hundreds of millions of the fattest people who have ever lived

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 19:25, , Reply)
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I'd love to see them recruit developers
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello back bitch
Love you xx
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Sun 4 Mar 2018, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post We work in our work gym until 5 when we leave work to go to the gym and then at 8pm we go back to our work gym to do more work.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 1:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Also we are all called Jim

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 1:36, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 7:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I spent all weekend getting stoned and playing Minecraft...
...with a couple of heavy bouts on the lavatory while I dealt with my (admittedly excessive) intake of red meats.

Do you think I'd fit in?


Edit: Holy shit, I only just read their last paragraph on Optimism. That's the scariest bit of all. I genuinely hope they fail due to some a tiny but correctable issue which rapidly snowballs because everyone realised the problem but no-one wanted to be the 'curmudgeon' who mentions it.

No Devil's Advocates? Those are literally the most important people in startups, not yes men!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right.
I'm involved with my *counts fingers* 4th start-up. The devil's avocado stops everyone getting high on their own supply and coming unstuck later.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Celebretory "?
Cunts.

Also, Hi Col!
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 8:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi
New job= no b3ta for like, since last July?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter bastards
If you want to make up for what you missed, just stick your head in a stinky bucket and shout about brexit for a few hours

Oh, and don't mention D*m
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mention who?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 5 Mar 2018, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 5 Mar 2018, 15:15, , Reply)