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This is a link post Dumb Britain.
that triceratops video seemed a bit contrived. This is much more fun, and perhaps touched by genius. A compilation from Private Eye of stupid game show answers

Family Fortunes with Les Dennis
Dennis: Name something people believe in but cannot see.
Contestant: Hitler.
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 10:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'Hitler' would be a valid answer, what's the problem?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol do you still believe in Hitler?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 10:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cher's follow-up wasn't received quite as warmly

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This is a normal post Greg Lake's follow-up wasn't received quite as warmly

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This is a normal post Hot Chocolate's follow-up wasn't received quite as warmly

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This is a normal post R Kelly's follow-up wasn't received quite as warmly

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This is a normal post which was a shame, because in many ways it was a more technically accomplished composition

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post A nineteen-thirties newspaper cartoon of Tarzan's face's follow-up wasn't received quite as warmly

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This is a normal post But when he started to sing, Cheetah could not believe what happened next.

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This is a normal post Nigel Havers is a right cunt
Not strictly relevant but worth a mention
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utah Saints feat The Human League's follow-up wasn't received quite as warmly

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This is a normal post The Lovin' Spoonful's follow-up wasn't received quite as warmly

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This is a normal post Wait, Roy Keane isn't King of the Cowboys?

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This is a normal post OK, some of those are stupid, this one is just ahead of its time
Presenter: Which former British colony was handed back to the Chinese in 1997?
Contestant: London.
 (m.auron, Tue 19 Sep 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take issue with the following:
Anne Robinson: There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and what?
Contestant: Jelly.

There are more than three states of matter. Another is non-Newtonian semi-solid, eg Jelly. This guy should've complained.
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