Expensive Fag

( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:06, Reply)

not clicked - is this a Liberace thing?
( feckler it's only life, darling...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:08, Reply)

Maybe, you have to click to find out

( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)

oooh you're a proper showman.
( feckler it's only life, darling...., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)

I've read that story twice now
and I still can't make head nor tails of it. Is it me or is that written really badly?
Could be Super Bowl hangover fuzziness though
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:09, Reply)

tl:dr version
Morons smoke in airplane toilet.
Smoke was detected in the cabin, so the plane was diverted to the nearest airport. Airlines don't take risks with this. Smoke in planes is uniformly considered a potential loss of plane incident.
Morons arrested.
170 other people need to be put up in hotels for the night.
( evil_andy : devilish rogue, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:50, Reply)

Bermuda, Marlborough come on pretty mama

( Draconacticus Joystick waggler extraordinaire, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Seems like a *slight* overreaction
The family must have been quite daft to think they'd get away with it, though.
(SnowyTheRabbit occasionally Fearless Egbert, Mon 4 Feb 2013, 16:12, Reply)