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Floppy table!

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sinisterduck, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:08,
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I would sex that fucker up.
Awesome, really nice!
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:10,
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May I introduce you to my laptop bag?

CFM
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Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:34,
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i will click *i like this.*
and be kinda scared at the same time.
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:48,
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*downloads to wank folder*
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pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:22,
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Compo it under Legally Blonde.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier BRB...gotta penis..., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:05,
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Thats grand man, did you make it yourself?
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Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 17:12,
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imagine how many 'mega-bites' you could put on that thing.
:D
:D
:|
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augsav <3, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:17,
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Imagine a floppy penis being forced into your anus.
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Oysdgp, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:24,
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genuine lols
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:29,
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Reminds me of my best nerdy chat up line.
'I may only have a three and a half inch floppy but I've got plenty of RAM'
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JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:30,
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or...
My penis is only 4 inches but a lot of women like it that THICK. Oh wait, that's not a computer related one.
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:33,
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It might only be six inches long.........
but I've got 15 stone to smash it in with
(read that on a computer,once)
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:41,
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Nice to see all the Jam's have the same level of cock jokeage.
what do you mean *only* six inches? That's normal, right?
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JamTallons Sokath, his eyes uncovered!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:46,
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5 inches are in my gunt
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:56,
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Mine's only 6 inches...
...from the floor.
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JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:24,
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You're a dwarf?
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:27,
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Yep!
I'm only 12 and a half inches high...
*cries*
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JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:59,
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There there!
*Hugs*
*Gropes*
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Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:25,
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Thanks, I'll be okay...
*gets semi*
*licks forehead*
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JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:48,
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Wait... this the preserve* of usernames that begin with "Jam"?
*yup. Couldn't resist.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:32,
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Yes
we 'Jammin'
*gets coat*
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:22,
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If it's Jam jokes you're after...
What's the difference between marmalade and jam?
You can't marmalade your cock up a girls arse.
*grabs coat whilst sprinting out the door*
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JamHamster I can't see my eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52,
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like a marshmallow into a keyhole
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Wank Fuckclunge I love skiing, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:20,
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Or from the Profanisaurus...
...like playing snooker with piece of string.
My Aussie mate says "like trying to get an oyster into a parking meter".
As funny as they are, they all reverb with the same level of personal tragedy.
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Fray Brentos www.youparklikeacunt.com, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:33,
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I just choked on my porridge and snotted out my nose you fucker!
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Gruffi rust wrangler, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:26,
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*click*
that is just stupidly silly, and brilliant marketing. i want one.
(goes back to playing pong)
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:33,
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I'd lay off the sprouts
:P
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jams find what you love, then let it kill you., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:42,
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but but...
i actually like brussel sprouts. :(
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:06,
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Me too, just people don't know who to cook them.
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Amadeus I care not for your thoughts on grammer, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:13,
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Fuck me.
Imagine the size of oven required to cook you.
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:35,
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Meh.
I'll stick with the 5.25".
I cut a bit out of the top so now I can use both sides.
/feels really old
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:45,
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I actually have more 8" floppys in my house
Than I have 3.5" disks
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LP, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:21,
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*pities*
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:28,
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I'll take you 8" floppys...
...and raise you punched cards. And the hole punch I used to correct it.
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azgiles, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:36,
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I hate viewing reddit as it happens
Its far better to pause it then watch it at your leisure.
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Sheriff John Bunnell (Hi, I'm), Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:47,
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what is this 'reddit' that you speak of?
is that where the cool kids are??
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miss fortunate everyone you knew was sniffing glue on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:44,
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definitely not
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Ol' Ginger Bastard that ginger fuck, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 2:56,
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I wouldn't say that
Reddit is completely different to /links, but somewhat similar.
It's a much of a muchness. I'm spending equal amounts of time here and on Reddit.
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redazril pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle,, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:40,
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FLOOZY
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Tab Hunter You used to call me sadness...., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:49,
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Reddit is full of 'Americans' whoopin' & a-hollerin'
YEE-HAA
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pissflaps., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:19,
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ahem
It is pronounced "Ye-Haw"
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:32,
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belter :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:22,
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I wish i had a floppy desk
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Sherbets Leaf, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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