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This is a link post Floppy table!

(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would sex that fucker up.
Awesome, really nice!
 (I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post May I introduce you to my laptop bag?

CFM
 (I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post i will click *i like this.*
and be kinda scared at the same time.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *downloads to wank folder*

(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Compo it under Legally Blonde.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thats grand man, did you make it yourself?

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post imagine how many 'mega-bites' you could put on that thing.
:D

:D


:|
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Imagine a floppy penis being forced into your anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post genuine lols

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of my best nerdy chat up line.
'I may only have a three and a half inch floppy but I've got plenty of RAM'
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post or...
My penis is only 4 inches but a lot of women like it that THICK. Oh wait, that's not a computer related one.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might only be six inches long.........
but I've got 15 stone to smash it in with

(read that on a computer,once)
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice to see all the Jam's have the same level of cock jokeage.
what do you mean *only* six inches? That's normal, right?
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5 inches are in my gunt

(Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine's only 6 inches...
...from the floor.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're a dwarf?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep!
I'm only 12 and a half inches high...
*cries*
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There there!
*Hugs*


*Gropes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, I'll be okay...
*gets semi*

*licks forehead*
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait... this the preserve* of usernames that begin with "Jam"?
*yup. Couldn't resist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes
we 'Jammin'





*gets coat*
 (Spin Its a thing., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post If it's Jam jokes you're after...
What's the difference between marmalade and jam?

You can't marmalade your cock up a girls arse.

*grabs coat whilst sprinting out the door*
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post
like a marshmallow into a keyhole
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or from the Profanisaurus...
...like playing snooker with piece of string.

My Aussie mate says "like trying to get an oyster into a parking meter".

As funny as they are, they all reverb with the same level of personal tragedy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just choked on my porridge and snotted out my nose you fucker!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post *click*
that is just stupidly silly, and brilliant marketing. i want one.
(goes back to playing pong)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd lay off the sprouts
:P
 (Spin Its a thing., Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post but but...
i actually like brussel sprouts. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too, just people don't know who to cook them.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me.
Imagine the size of oven required to cook you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
I'll stick with the 5.25".
I cut a bit out of the top so now I can use both sides.



/feels really old
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually have more 8" floppys in my house
Than I have 3.5" disks
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *pities*

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll take you 8" floppys...
...and raise you punched cards. And the hole punch I used to correct it.
 (azgiles, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate viewing reddit as it happens
Its far better to pause it then watch it at your leisure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Thu 29 Nov 2012, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post what is this 'reddit' that you speak of?
is that where the cool kids are??
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 0:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post definitely not

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't say that
Reddit is completely different to /links, but somewhat similar.

It's a much of a muchness. I'm spending equal amounts of time here and on Reddit.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post FLOOZY

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reddit is full of 'Americans' whoopin' & a-hollerin'
YEE-HAA
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ahem
It is pronounced "Ye-Haw"
 (I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 30 Nov 2012, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post belter :)

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 9:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wish i had a floppy desk

(Sherbs, Fri 30 Nov 2012, 10:09, , Reply)